Weirded out... when does the drama end??? No more for me, please!

Okay people, this just in! Sources say that my life is about to go into drama-overload! I have done SOOOOOOO well to avoid having ANY boy problems since about February. Life has been GRRRREAT, not worrying about guys all the time and just doing things that make me happy, not trying to be happy to make guys happy, but just REALLY, truly happy for me, myself, and I. It's been like this perfect world where, yeah, guys are great... blah blah blah, but they're not consuming my life like all of my friends. And I have just felt so at ease and less weighed down by stupid stressfull issues like guys. It's like that's all there is to being a teenager and being in high school; if you're not involved with a guy or not crushing on a guy, or heaven forbid not THINKING about guys, then you are the SCUMB of the earth or something near that. You are a FREAK of nature if guys do not consume your every thought and action. This I have learned from my own personal experience. And even though my friends have thought that I'm INSANE, it's been a dream, not worrying sooooooo much.
But, I guess it really is a dream; too good to be true; what goes up, MUST come down... that sort of thing. Because, out of the clear blue this huge, frightening, rain drop of guy issues came down on me!!!!!!!!!! And now, I have rain clouds, lighting, thunder... all that good stuff, following me around. My conscience once again, nagging at me about this guy that wants to "hook-up" with me, that needs an answer soon, that will be hurt forever if I don't give him the right answer... this is what guy-issues do to me! It's just not fair! Right when everything seemed to be going so well, life was running sooooo smooth; the ugly face of reality came bombarding back into my life, telling me, "You can run, but you most certainly CANNOT hide." It's like the witch in The Wizard of Oz, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!" No matter what I do, I can't escape the everyday things that an everyday teenager has to face. I have just one big question, WHY MEEEEEEEEEE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued....